Weird Science

13th post for #bloganuary (a WordPress event)

The Prompt: What does your ideal day look like.

The Answer: Frictionless.

I dedicate this post to all of my fellow science nerds.

WORK

If: Work = Force x Distance
Then: Work = Effort × Progress
Therefore: All Effort plus no Progress equals no Work

However, without work there is no progress
Therefore: No Work = Effort × 0 or Effort = No Work / 0 = 0/0 = 0
Therefore: Effort is worthless

Reality check:
“Work” (i.e. this here poem) is clearly worthless yet took a lot of effort
Therefore: Conclusion confirmed!

Implications:
1) I made an ASS(umption) of myself and /or
2) Physics is bullshit and /or
3) What the %$&@?

I’m gonna go with all three…I’ve discovered three new natural laws!

Wait?! Then evidently this poem is not worthless.
It must be priceLESS…oh no…not again.
Therefore:

Be well,

Monty

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