Weird Science

13th post for #bloganuary (a WordPress event)


The Prompt: What does your ideal day look like.


The Answer: Frictionless.


I dedicate this post to all of my fellow science nerds.


Originally Published on MontysScribbles.com

WORK

If: Work = Force x Distance
Then: Work = Effort × Progress
Therefore: All Effort plus no Progress equals no Work


However, without work there is no progress
Therefore: No Work = Effort × 0 or Effort = No Work / 0 = 0/0 = 0
Therefore: Effort is worthless


Reality check:
“Work” (i.e. this here poem) is clearly worthless yet took a lot of effort
Therefore: Conclusion confirmed!


Implications:
1) I made an ASS(umption) of myself and /or
2) Physics is bullshit and /or
3) What the %$&@?


I’m gonna go with all three…I’ve discovered three new natural laws!


Wait?! Then evidently this poem is not worthless.
It must be priceLESS…oh no…not again.
Therefore:


Be well,

Monty