2023 NaPoWriMo #17 (Pi Pa)


April is here again and that means its National Poetry Writing Month and for my second year I’ll be joining the 30 poems in 30 days challenge hosted by napowrimo.net. For this challenge, a poetry prompt will be provided daily during the month of April and if I can keep on track I’ll achieve the 30 poems in 30 days goal. So enough chatter…let’s go! It’s time for NaPoWriMo!

Write a poem that contains the name of a specific variety of edible plant — preferably one that grows in your area. Make a specific comparison between some aspect of the plant’s lifespan and your own (or someone close to you).

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In the interest of educating myself I went into our garden and took the below photograph and then did research to identify what I was looking at (i.e., I asked my wife and together we checked with the translator to get the English name).

Our Garden’s 枇杷 (Pi Pa) Tree (i.e., “loquat”)

Dear Pi Pa

Dear Pi Pa,
My how you have grown since baba planted you years ago in the back corner of our garden; where the sun and shade seem to partner perfectly to provide the right amount of light to bare fruit. Baba isn’t around this year to delight in your abundance. Will we taste the bittersweetness in you?


Be well,

Monty


My First A to Z Challenge Anniversary: N is for ‘Night’

On this anniversary of my first A to Z challenge, I’m posting each of the illustrated “seriously silly poems” from my book Apples Eating Zebras and other seriously silly poetry — a carefully edited and polished compilation of my A to Z posts from last year. Enjoy!

N is for ‘Night’

Stay tuned for more silly poetry from A to Z!


Pick up a copy of this silly collection dedicated to the child in all of us and enjoy with a loved one. Or stick around as I’ll continue posting each illustrated poem one letter at a time throughout the month of April. Have fun and stay silly!


Be well,

Monty

Nonce Poetry: Zig-Zag Sonnet


In celebration of National Poetry Month @murisopsis from A Different Perspective is once again hosting a poetic scavenger hunt. This year’s theme is “nonce” form poetry. What is nonce form poetry? Well, it’s basically a form that was created by a poet for their own use. What’s interesting about a nonce form is that if it is adopted by other poets and used more often it will no longer be considered a nonce form, but rather become recognized as a “valid” poetical form.

The scavenger hunt features thirteen nonce form challenges all to be completed within the month of April. I highly encourage you to check out the prompts and participate here.

Ok, now onto the thirteenth (and final) challenge…The Zig-Zag Sonnet

The Zig-Zag Sonnet

Three quatrains (4 lines) followed by a coda (2 lines) for a total of 14 lines. There are 10 syllables per line. The first word of L1 rhymes with the last word of L2 and the first word of L3 rhymes with the last word of L4 and keeps repeating for all 14 lines.

Bonus: n/a

Christine Bialczak

The End Has Come

Once again we have come to a sweet end
This time we have learned the art of the Nonce
With a Mouse, a Tail, and a fun Whimsey
And the Trioku of haikus as the fifth

We wrote DoReMiDo’s full of singsong
And Inside Outs, not to forget the Dizzy
Colored brightly with our Interspersed words
And American Paragraphs were heard

We also read the words of each other
And borrowed the Silver ones all for free
Repetition occurred repeatedly
But never were we in competition

Nonce forms are fun, like Zig-Zags and He-
Lipads, they deserve a try at least once.


Well there you have it! Another fantastic challenge in the books! A big thanks again to @murisopsis for creating and hosting this wonderful celebration of poetry. I’m looking forward to continuing to read everyones contributions. Happy poetry month!


Be well,

Monty


2023 NaPoWriMo #16 (Not)


April is here again and that means its National Poetry Writing Month and for my second year I’ll be joining the 30 poems in 30 days challenge hosted by napowrimo.net. For this challenge, a poetry prompt will be provided daily during the month of April and if I can keep on track I’ll achieve the 30 poems in 30 days goal. So enough chatter…let’s go! It’s time for NaPoWriMo!

Write a poem that involves describing something in terms of what it is not, or not like.

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Hmm, what shall I not write about?



Uncool
(but quite cool!)
Not heavier than air
(unless there’s a big tear)
Never get sad or even elated
(although sometimes deflated)
Rarely fast or super speedy
(except when it’s very windy)
Take a ride if your not wary
(but I find it quite scary)
It won’t take you too far
(I’ll wait at the bar)
| |
| |
| |
| Let’s |
| watch |
| from |
|_there_|

Look at that! A concrete poem all about what it isn’t! I’m feeling awfully clever about myself in this moment (especially since “concrete” could be considered an opposite of a hot air balloon)! Just for fun (and because WP formatting is so difficult to work with to get just right) I also created the illustrated version below.


Be well,

Monty


Nonce Poetry: The Helipad


In celebration of National Poetry Month @murisopsis from A Different Perspective is once again hosting a poetic scavenger hunt. This year’s theme is “nonce” form poetry. What is nonce form poetry? Well, it’s basically a form that was created by a poet for their own use. What’s interesting about a nonce form is that if it is adopted by other poets and used more often it will no longer be considered a nonce form, but rather become recognized as a “valid” poetical form.

The scavenger hunt features thirteen nonce form challenges all to be completed within the month of April. I highly encourage you to check out the prompts and participate here.

Ok, now onto the twelfth challenge…The Helipad

The Helipad

A poem of 9 lines. All lines begin and end with the letter H which is capitalized and bonded. All words in line 5 are also capitalized and bolded. All lines should be of equal physical length (including words and spaces) to create the shape of a helipad.

Bonus: use an animal in the poem

Sangeetha
“Hovering Saviors“

I never realized how many words end with H! I cheated a little bit on the spacing to make the line lengths work, but it was worth it to make the visual just right.


Be well,

Monty


M is for Metaphor

A metaphor is a figure of speech that makes a comparison between two non-similar things.

literarydevices.net

I originally created this post for C is for Catachresis, but I realized it wasn’t a good fit so put in the parking lot and now I’m repurposing it here.


Metaphorically Speaking


Life was death warmed over. A day-old tortilla in the making. No yeast to levin. A flat cola. No bubbles to tickle my nose. A topless muffin. Then you arrived. Like the yeast in my muffin-top. The pop in my cola. The cane in my coke. I’m high on you. Do I tickle your Elmo too?



“M” in Zapfino Typeface
Zapfino “M” Found Pattern

Be well,

2023 NaPoWriMo #15 (Elon)


April is here again and that means its National Poetry Writing Month and for my second year I’ll be joining the 30 poems in 30 days challenge hosted by napowrimo.net. For this challenge, a poetry prompt will be provided daily during the month of April and if I can keep on track I’ll achieve the 30 poems in 30 days goal. So enough chatter…let’s go! It’s time for NaPoWriMo!

Write a poem about a person – real or imagined – who has been held up as and example of how to live life, but who you have always had doubts. Exaggerate the supposedly admirable qualities in a way that exposes your doubts.

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This prompt is conspicuously specific! No one is coming directly to mind, I’m going to have to contemplate how to handle this one.


Ode to Me

Oh! The genius of me!
Have you seen my tweets?
My popularity amazes even the likes of me!

Have you met my rocket scientists?
I’ve hired more then a few…
And forced them to pay $8 for Twitter Blue.

Speaking of rockets…
I’ve got one in my pocket
It works I assure you (here, let me show you)!

I went to Stanford for a day or two
It was too boring for me,
I was more interesting in starting a Boring company.

I’m a self-made man,
Aside from my daddy’s emerald mines
The rest of my riches are all mine!

Speaking of riches…
I’m not the richest,
Only second in the world, you poor ass Bitches!

— Elon


Well, actually that wasn’t so hard after I figured out the subject of my poem.

Be well,

Monty


My First A to Z Challenge Anniversary: M is for ‘Monty at Play’

On this anniversary of my first A to Z challenge, I’m posting each of the illustrated “seriously silly poems” from my book Apples Eating Zebras and other seriously silly poetry — a carefully edited and polished compilation of my A to Z posts from last year. Enjoy!

M is for ‘Monty at Play’

Stay tuned for more silly poetry from A to Z!


Pick up a copy of this silly collection dedicated to the child in all of us and enjoy with a loved one. Or stick around as I’ll continue posting each illustrated poem one letter at a time throughout the month of April. Have fun and stay silly!


Be well,

Monty

Nonce Poetry: Silver Lining


In celebration of National Poetry Month @murisopsis from A Different Perspective is once again hosting a poetic scavenger hunt. This year’s theme is “nonce” form poetry. What is nonce form poetry? Well, it’s basically a form that was created by a poet for their own use. What’s interesting about a nonce form is that if it is adopted by other poets and used more often it will no longer be considered a nonce form, but rather become recognized as a “valid” poetical form.

The scavenger hunt features thirteen nonce form challenges all to be completed within the month of April. I highly encourage you to check out the prompts and participate here.

Ok, now onto the eleventh challenge…Silver Lining

Silver Lining

A modified golden shovel where only the meaningful words are included (skipping words like a/an/and/the/or etc. that are not essential to the meaning of the line).

Bonus: use a poem from a WP poet

Monty Vern

How exciting for my own nonce form to be featured here. Much thanks for giving this form more visibility. Now I’m off to find a WP poet’s poem to work with. The key is to pick one with particularly interesting choice of words.

I’ve decided to chose the work of another poet participating in this challenge and this poem that features some intriguing word choice: Monuments by saintvi. I hope I can do it justice.


Lady of Stone
from Monuments by saintvi

Lily
of white,
Lady of stone,
En-shrines
Her lovers, once erected,
To remember the past
And tend
To her till they crumble;
Be it fast or slow,
Through the years of progress,
And years
Of decline, they tell the truth;
Once concealed
Behind curlicues;
Now forever standing tall in glory;
Functionally carved;
Preserved in stone;
Monuments
To vigor, never to disintegrate;
Never to fade in their aged years;
Never to leave;
They now stand side-by-side; a dozen and a few;
Only to her they tend;
Her passions cultivated,
Insatiable and storied;
Her lovers of the past
Greet the new ones now —
Soon to also be overgrown
By kudzu
Vines
Concealing the truth.


I loved working with this poem (Thanks saintvi for a wonderful word pallet to play with).


Be well,

Monty


L is for Limerick

A limerick is a poem of five lines in a single stanza with rhyme scheme AABBA and usually intended to be humorous and suggestive.

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This is a repost from one of my poems created the poetic scavenger hunt hosted by @murisopsis from A Different Perspective. This poem is in the form of The Donna, which is a syllabic limerick (8/6/4/4/6) with rhyming scheme xabba, xcddc, etc.


A Girl Named Donna

Once there was a girl named Donna
She lived across the street
I had a crush
My heart was mush
Hoping to some day meet.

Then I saw her in the window
Dancing to her own beat
Naked and free
For me to see
Everything but her feet.

The sight made me very dizzy
My belly felt so odd
What a feeling
All from seeing
Donna’s hot dancing bod.

The next day her house stood empty
She’d moved away that night
Oh, how I cried
Couldn’t stop, I tried
I prayed for one more sight.

Then arrived a big moving van
Out popped a cute red head
My heart beat rushed
I felt quite flushed
And all I saw was Red.


“L” in Zapfino Typeface
Zapfino “L” Found Pattern

Be well,