Monty’s Very Short Shorts – #Arctic

#Arctic

Lance Bumbleworth @Threads

Bacon’s Back! (#Arctic)

It’s late summer and the temperatures are scorching hot. Makes a poor pig like me feel as if I’m destined for someone’s breakfast plate! Luckily I got myself one of those Arctic Freeze Big Gulps which is cold enough to keep my ass from turning into bacon.



If you enjoy these very short stories, you can also check out one of my earliest books – MONTY’S VERY SHORT SHORTS which includes 366 illustrated pieces (one for each day in my life of 2020).

Monty’s Very Short Shorts

Be well,

Monty

4 Comments

  1. murisopsis's avatar murisopsis says:

    It was blistering hot here but the temps are dropping – finally! Today the high is supposed to top out at 90F which is at least 10 degrees cooler than this last week…

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    1. Monty Vern's avatar Monty Vern says:

      We’re in a similar situation was above 100 now in low 90’s.

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  2. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    The pig’s got spunk. As the Brits say – he’s a cheeky one (pun intended).

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